When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
I don't cook, so my favorite dish to prepare is something on the takeout menu.
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for every day.
Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure.
Let's not forget how beautiful simply washing dishes can be.
One night, Don Henley called, and I told him, 'I'm washing dishes and bike shorts. ' He said, 'It's in the domestic exercises of life that one will find the biggest inspiration. ' And he was right.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
I'm great at washing dishes and I'm great at cleaning the house and all that kind of stuff. I don't like doing it, but I'm.
There's one thing that I know about myself, I could wash dishes and be happy.
A good cook can make something amazing out of even the blandest ingredients. Still, you don't want to eat the exact same dish every day.
A wish is a dish that's a lot like a fish: Once it's been eaten it's harder to throw back. - Mr. Rakshasas
Really, I don't know what I'd do with myself if I retire. Wash dishes?
Women can do nothing that has permanence.
The renewed use of lobotomy today is particularly applicable to women: Because they do routine things, it is possible to take away their spirit of revolt, of debate, of criticism, and still leave them perfectly capable of making stews or washing dishes. It's terrible, this tendency to consider women something dangerous to society.
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes.
A lot of people say it's cathartic to cook, and I'm like, 'How is it cathartic washing all these dishes?'
A director once told me, "You need to act like you're on mute and speak as though the viewer is in the other room doing the dishes. " You become a part of the house. We can make fun of telenovelas, but not to the point where we're mocking them.
Greens are a dish that most Southerners would walk a mile for.
I have an impressionable palate. A well-worded menu or beautifully presented dish excites me. I get a great deal of pleasure just thinking about food.