Maybe 50 or 60 percent of all divorces are predicated on someone's being physically unfit. Who wants to live with negativism? Love goes out the window.
As you get older, you welcome people into your family because siblings get married and have kids. But then people also get divorces and things like that, and sometimes there's an exit from the family.
This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember.
When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.
It takes a long time to really be married. One marries many times at many levels within that marriage. If you have more marriages than you have divorces within the marriage, you’re lucky and you stick it out.
You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.
I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.
My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce.
My family went through divorces and remarriages and the later, blended home - and then watched that home explode, too.
If you're getting married less you're getting less divorces.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Divorces are made in heaven.
History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed.
Why are we so obsessed with celebrity culture? We have front-page news about divorces instead of front-page news about global warming, about women being abused, about children being abused. We're going on a downward spiral.
I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces.
Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues, and to help prevent divorces thanks to the sheer bother of arguing over who owns what.