Only Texans and Jews understand brisket
This is the thing I've never understood: If someone is going to hell for being gay or being a Jew or a Muslim or having an abortion, then what are you worried about? You don't need to try and convert these people or try and save them. If you really believe in your religion, these people are already doomed, so stop worrying about them.
You ought to let the Jews have Jerusalem; it was they who made it famous.
Being a Jew, one learns to believe in the reality of cruelty and one learns to recognize indifference to human suffering as a fact.
There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
All men are Jews, though few men know it.
Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.
The Jews deserved to die. I have no regrets. If I had the chance I would do it again.
The Jews spend at Easter.
Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer. . . and we are his chosen people.
There are fewer and fewer Jews in Ireland, but we still have one of the most famous Jewish characters in literary history, of course, in Leopold Bloom.
As a Jew and a journalist I have my privileges, and if one doesn't work I use the other one.
At the end of the day, with all due respect, the Jews are the ultimate victims of the twentieth century.
A Jew cannot be a true patriot. He is something different, like a bad insect. He must be kept apart, out of a place where he can do mischief - even by pogroms, if necessary. The Jews are responsible for Bolshevism in Russia, and Germany too. I was far too indulgent with them during my reign, and I bitterly regret the favors I showed the prominent Jewish bankers.
If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, there wouldn't be a Holocaust.
After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles.
In Celan's words a Jew is "a man with a little book under the shoulder. " We are the keepers of tradition.
Jews are the intensive form of any nationality whose language and customs they adopt.
In terms of defending Jews, I'm a Jew.
Not only the Jew, but also all that is derived from the Jewish mind, corrodes and disintegrates what is best in us.