Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD. " "I mean on the women. " "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence. '
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair. . . there's a joke here.