You do get the pregnant mush-brain. . . you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.
Have you ever been experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
You know what's really frightening? You (Jon Stewart) actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true. You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so. . . look at the platypus.
I would like to find a way in which people in Saudi Arabia could learn that they can be something other than a Muslim. Some people may not realize this. Of course, there is the problem that you can get in trouble or get stoned.
I should've died a hundred thousand times,Teetering stoned off the side of a building. Nobody loved me and nobody even triedYou can't hang on to something that won't stop moving. Singing and dancing to them nighttime songs.
As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.
A woman who pretends to be a feminist shouldn't be taking money from countries where women are stoned, where women are killed for adultery, where women can't drive, Hillary Clinton's taken hundreds of millions of dollars from those countries.
If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.
I liked the drama of getting stoned.
[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach. . . Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.
People have a right to get stoned. They have a right to think and explore their own minds. This is as intimate a part of their being as their sexuality. Any culture which mitigates that is clearly afraid of a full and fair and open dialogue about what reality is and what real human values ought to be.
Bob Dylan wasn't a big star early on; it was the release of his Greatest Hits album in 1967, and the mainstream success of the stoner anthem "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" ("Everybody must get stoned!"), that really put him on the mainstream map.
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds.
I put one on the turntable and when the needle dropped, I was stunned - didn't know whether I was stoned or straight.
Yeah, yeah, I've been Beatled, I've been Rolling Stoned.
I will get stoned and worship Satan.
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun. " So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"
