It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have.
TV is what sells your product.
It only looks like I get to eat a lot of food on TV. I really just get the one bite and the crew and guests eat everything else.
You can't do anything yourself on TV. . . unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
I prefer theatre but TV keeps you well known.
I never thought I was right for TV or that TV was right for me.
For me, being on set is no different than being at a dinner table or riding the subway next to someone; inevitably their life story is always more compelling than most ads in magazines and most commercials and reality TV and all the stuff we're sold and told is valuable.
Ordinary performers have giant TVs. Extraordinary performers have huge libraries.
I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
TV is definitely easier hours.
The only prejudice I've found anywhere in TV is in some advertising agencies, and there isn't so much prejudice as just fear.
If You can't tell it to me in one sentence, they can't put it in TV Guide.
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.
I love consumerism, TV culture, shopping malls. There's nothing I'd ever buy, but I like being there. It's wacky.
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts. . . Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
Digital advertising is now larger than TV.
Nobody really wants to be a stand-up, they want to get on TV.
What's so great about TV is that you can get an opportunity to tell really rich stories, over the course of so many hours. It's like a novel of this type of medium.
You'd be naive if you think you are going to retain any control once you option a character to TV.