After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.
I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.