My wife and I have Olympic sex. Once every four years.
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me. . . But to my wife. . .
I wanted to run after him, but remembered that it is ridiculous to run after one's wife's lover in one's socks; and I did not wish to be ridiculous but terrible.
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle.
I want to warn potential victims. Many of them are women, and many of them are battered women. It's a cause for me. When I look back, though, so many of the books I've written are about wives who just couldn't get away.
First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers.
Whenever I sign books, I get this line over and over again from men: "I don't read fiction, but my wife does. Would you sign the book to her?" What are those men doing there? And where are their wives?
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
When she faced the noise, she found the mayor’s wife in a brand-new bathrobe and slippers. On the breast pocket of the robe sat an embroidered swastika. Propaganda even reached the bathroom.
[I]t is dangerous for a bride to be apologetic about her husband.
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
A wife, domestic, good, and pure, Like snail, should keep within her door; But not, like snail, with silver track, Place all her wealth upon her back.
A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
And in the end, bin Laden died in a squalid suburban compound surrounded by his wives and children and far from the front lines of his holy war.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
It's very interesting for me to listen to music with my wife. She's not a musician but she very often makes comments about pieces in ways that are similar to what I'm thinking.
The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.