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Gilda Radner Biography

Gilda Susan Radner (June 28, 1946 – May 20, 1989) was an American comedian, writer, actress, and one of seven original cast members of the NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (SNL). In her routines, Radner specialized in parodies of television stereotypes, such as advice specialists and news anchors. She also portrayed those characters in her highly successful one-woman show on Broadway in 1979.

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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

Dog, Unconditional Love, Animal, Role, Think, Creatures

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

Creativity, Eventually, Horny, Ignorance, Love

I love being a woman. You can cry. You get to wear pants now. If you're on a boat and it's going to sink, you get to go on the rescue boat first. You get to wear cute clothes. It must be a great thing, or so many men wouldn't be wanting to do it.

Boat, Cute, Love Is, Sink, Wear, Women

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It's always something.

Life, Line, Lines, Roseannadanna, Roseanne

I think clothes should make you feel safe. I like clothes you want to go to sleep in. I sometimes stand in front of a mirror and change a million times because I know I really want to wear my nightgown.

Change, Mirror, Mirrors, Sleep, Thinking, Times

[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

Emily, Line, Lines, Litella, Mind

There is no real security except for whatever you build inside yourself.

Build, Except, Real, Security

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

Caused, Completely, Happiness, Hear, Joy, Laughter

Humor is just truth, only faster!

Faster, Humor, Truth

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

Change, Goodbye, Having, Life, Taking

I have always found men who were funny, irresistible. It's rare that I ever based love on looks or superficial things, but it a guy made me laugh-and that didn't mean he had to be in comedy professionally - I was hooked.

Comedy, Guy, Mean, Men, Superficial Things, Things

It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said, Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one thing--it's another! It's always something.

Father, Like, One Thing, Roseanadana, Said

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary-it's an act of infinite optimism.

Glorious, Inspiration, Life, Mom, Mother, Motherhood

It's such an act of optimism to get through a day and enjoy it and laugh and do all that without thinking about death. What spirit human beings have!

Beings, Human, Laugh, Laughing, Optimistic, Thinking

There are those who open their hearts to others. . . who never think twice about giving of themselves. They are the wonderful warmhearted people who make all the difference in our lives.

Differences, Heart, Open, Think, Thinking, Twice

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one.

Front, Grew Up, Grows, Guess, Old, Television

It is so hard for us little human beings to accept this deal that we get. It's really crazy, isn't it? We get to live, then we have to die. . . . What spirit human beings have! It is a pretty cheesy deal - all the pleasures of life, and then death.

Cheesy, Crazy, Death, Life And Death, Live, Spirit

Fame changes a lot of things, but it can't change a light bulb.

Bulb, Bulbs, Fame, Light, Things

. . . every time I got disappointed I'd remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn't cry over split milk 'cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they're gonna put you on lithium.

Cry, Milk, Philosophy, Remember, Splits, Walk

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to.

Cancer, Clubs, Membership, Club, Gave, Belong

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