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Sam Kinison Biography

Samuel Burl Kinison (December 8, 1953 – April 10, 1992) was an American stand-up comedian and actor. He was known for his intense, harsh and politically incorrect humor. A former Pentecostal preacher, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to charismatic preachers, and punctuated by his trademark scream.

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Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn't scare the F- out of everybody!

Everybody, Guy, Jesus, Life, Scare, Tough

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Attacks, Comedy, Man, Men, Target

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We've been sending them food.

Hunger, Problem, Sending, World

Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.

Justified, Mad, Rage, Works

I have lived a carnal life.

Carnal, Life, Lived

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die. " And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!

Christian, Jesus, Pliers, Somebody, Standing

Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden.

Attitude, Attitudes, Everything, Generations, Time, Voice

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

Inches, Miss, Missing, Two, View, Views

Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.

Able, Afraid, Faces, Life, Live, Tough

I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back. ' They started throwing Bibles.

Approval, Church, Jesus, Saying, Things

You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do. . . give sheep the vote?

Believe, Falling In Love, Gotta, Love, Love You, Vote

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order.

Guess, Jesus, Order, Rock, Rocks

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

Bunker, Bunkers, Everybody, Funny, Nailed, Responsible

How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?

Guy, Finding Love, Doe, Ass, Love

It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

Food, Move, Moving, Occurred, People, World

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs.

Christian, Like, Name, Names, Rocks, Somebody

I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they're so sweet: I'm not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I'm not. I'm gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!

Sweet, Hurt, Pain, Like, Same

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

Categories, Category, Doe, Fats, Goodman, Whalelike

Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewhere there's gotta be another guy like that. There's gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There's gotta be somebody, somewhere. . . Maybe, maybe an assassin type.

Rap, Guy, Style, Entire, Know

Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!

Bakker, Lost Everything, Thing, Wake, Wake Up, Worst

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