It is cool to make a pilot because you get to do all the fun stuff, and then you get to leave when all the tough stuff starts.
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do. . . give sheep the vote?
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
I called a detox center - just to see how much it would cost: $13,000 for three weeks! My friends, if you can come up with thirteen grand, you don't have a problem yet.
There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die. " And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!
I have lived a carnal life. My view of life is 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!' I don't have to go through the thing of paying for it in the next life. I know I'm screwed in the next life.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies. . . You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG!
I try to be very honest in my writing. It's amazing, though, to think that people are responding to what we do, but it's okay if they're responding in a positive way too, because I think just creating anything at all to put out there is a gift.
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.
What could make the Napoleonic Wars more exciting? Dragons.
I have complete freedom, and there's no way to get pigeonholed or bored. What could be better than that?