I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it - Stephen Colbert

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Have you ever sabotaged yourself? Ever come close to victory only to slide back into the jaws of defeat? When you are fighting yourself, you can't win.

Stephen Colbert

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it

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