If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls … - Dan Castellaneta

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Dan Castellaneta

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

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