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Success in life is the result of good judgment. Good judgment is usually the result of experience. Experience is usually the result of bad judgment.

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I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

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I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.

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I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

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