Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep.
No more coals to Newcastle, no more Hoares to Paris.
Today 23 years ago dear Grandmama died. I wonder what she would have thought of a Labour Government.
I have many times asked myself whether there can be more potent advocates of peace upon earth through the years to come than this massed multitude of silent witnesses to the desolation of war.
If you do not seek to publish what you have written, then you are not a writer and you never will be.
I thought men like that shot themselves.
Is it possible that my people live in such awful conditions? I tell you, Mr Wheatley, that if I had to live in conditions like that I would be a revolutionary myself.
Life has never been easy. Nor is it meant to be. It is a matter of being joyous in the face of sorrow.
Feed the musician, and he's out of tune.
Comedy Central wanted to do a show with me, I had a couple failures under my belt with them already, but they still wanted to try something else. They came to me and said they wanted to do something that was internet focused and created original content on their site, so they could compete with the funny or dies and what not. So that was the premise, and they gave us a small amount of money, $5000, and from there it turned into the show.
Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!