Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different … - Doug Stanhope

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Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.

Doug Stanhope

Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s. . . and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

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