Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
You can be denounced from the heavens, and it only makes people interested.
A cult is a religion with no political power.
It is very comforting to believe that leaders who do terrible things are, in fact, mad. That way, all we have to do is make sure we don't put psychotics in high places and we've got the problem solved.
If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.
Everybody, everybody everywhere, has his own movie going, his own scenario, and everybody is acting his movie out like mad, only most people don’t know that is what they’re trapped by, their little script.
The problem with fiction, it has to be plausible. That's not true with non-fiction.
During labor the most important thing is to get primal and surrender to the process.
Once in high school, I completely over plucked my left eyebrow all the way up to where you're not supposed to. I had no idea what I was doing and it looked terrible! My mom was like 'What did you do to yourself?' I was so embarrassed.
I've been worrying about God a little bit lately. . . It seems like he's been in a bad mood. And I think it has to do with the quality of lovers he's been getting.
You can Laugh or you can cry, it changes nothing