I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana.
I remember when I was being told about Watergate, and I thought, "Oh, America is not what I think America is. " But America is what I think it is. It's just that it's two bits of it, and I don't go with the Republican bit of it. I go more with the Democratic bit.
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there!
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over. Cause if a woman falls over wearing heels, that’s embarrassing. But if a bloke falls over wearing heels, you have to kill yourself. It’s the end of your life.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
It's not a bloody piano, it's a clarenARt. . . you weird talking person.
No one ever suddenly became depraved.
My mother, Abra, had taught me that all people are made from the same dust. When our days here are gone, all men and women enter the same garden.
I grew up an Everton fan, my whole family are Everton fans and I grew up hating Liverpool. And that hasn't changed.
Whenever you put a man on the Supreme Court he ceases to be your friend.