I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the … - Frank Carson

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The superfluities of a rich nation furnish a better object of trade than the necessities of a poor one. It is the interest of the commercial world that wealth should be found everywhere.

Frank Carson

I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours. " I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas. "

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