Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
Robert Whitmore died of apoplexy when a stranger from Georgia mistook him for a former Macon waiter.
I don't consider myself an actor, for me it's employment. Like the actor who's a waiter a lot, I'm an actor when I'm not on tour, in that that's a job I can do.
The young man called the waiter and paid. Then he got up and said to the girl: 'We're going. ' Where to?' The girl feigned surprise. Don't ask, just come on,' said the young man. Is that any way to talk to me?' It's the way I talk to whores.
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn't be a goddamn waiter in the first place.
. . . Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you. " That's now escalated into "You care care of yourself, now. " The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram. "
Worship is first and foremost a feasting on all that God is for us in Jesus. . . [One] in which God is the host, the cook, the waiter, and the meal itself.
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if I leave the table and give the waiter a nickel tip, which was a laugh years ago. Today I must maneuver it so that somehow I get the waiter to give me a nickel tip.
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter. "
A good setter is like a waiter.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass. '
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
If you wait for inspiration, you're not a writer, but a waiter.
I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I think I could have made that much as a waiter or an insurance salesman. You know, I spent so many years in my 20's making $10,000 a year.
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I quit. Then I got married and sold aluminum siding. My wife had problems physically. It was not good.
