In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch. - Mark Twain

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I take it that the good of mankind means the attainment, by every man, of all the happiness which he can enjoy without diminishing the happiness of his fellow men

Mark Twain

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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I think the more avenues that open up when people want to publish, the better. Some of the authors that want to jump ship from the traditional houses and go on their own, you know what? Good luck. It's going to be a lot tougher than you think.

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Thomas Huxley

I take it that the good of mankind means the attainment, by every man, of all the happiness which he can enjoy without diminishing the happiness of his fellow men

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Noel Gallagher

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks.

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Jackie French

Morning: Slept. Afternoon: Slept. Evening: Ate grass. Night: Ate grass. Decided grass is boring. Scratched. Hard to reach the itchy bits. Slept.

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Albert Einstein

I should much rather see a reasonable agreement with Arabs based upon living together than the creation of a Jewish state.

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