It really is quite remarkable that Darfur has become a household name. I am gratified that's the case.
Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
I want to spit in the face of these badlands.
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would convince myself to try and be gay. Like, at one point I didn't like coffee, then I learned to like it.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions
If your church conveys that spirit of condescension or judgment, it's likely not a place where grace is on tap.