You can only call someone crazy if there’s someone else who’s normal. Like good and evil. If everything was good, then nothing would be good.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me. "
So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one. ' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes. '
I saw this train driver and said, 'I wanna go to Paris. ' He said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin. ' Mind you, at least the Eurostar's comfy. It's murder on the Orient Express isn't it?
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
Hark! o'er the dread abyss the sea-bird screams-- The rocks resound--again the lightning gleams!
The world is much more interesting than any one discipline.
It is extremely dangerous to talk about limits or borders. It is vital, instead, that we remain completely open, that we are always involved, and that we aim to contribute personally in social events.
The weather is beautiful in Toulon and the girls are beautiful and I don't want to leave.