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Romantics value intensity over stability. Realists value security over passion. But both are often disappointed, for few people can live happily at either extreme.

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You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

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