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A rainy day can actually be a very important day. And a small hope isn't really small if it makes a lost hope less sad.

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Dennis Miller

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

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The best function of the school in my head, as it turns out, is to remind me where not to dwell. I did my time in and around school, and learned things painstakingly and grudgingly that my children later learned while laughing and playing and singing.

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