I have been to the darkest corners of government, and what they fear is light.
Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I call it "The No Fact Zone.
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
At times it seems we require more grace to lose our wealth than to lose our life!
Loneliness was tough, the toughest role you ever played. Hollywood created a superstar, and pain was the price you paid.
This album [Stroll] and all my songs that break barriers are more reflective of my personality.
We are built as gene machines and cultured as meme machines, but we have the power to turn against our creators. We, alone on earth, can rebel against the tyranny of the selfish replicators.