I believe humor nullifies violence.
North Korea is willing to go to any lengths for the whole world to honor its demands of 'Ooh, please pay attention to us. '
Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
If Corporations are people, I guarantee you that a government of those people, by those people, and for those people will continue to exist.
You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.
You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins.
All our dignity lies in our thoughts.
That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
Flustered, she replied, "You're not my - my - grandmother, or something. " "You'd talk about this with your grandmother? I can't possibly imagine discussing my dating life with mine. She's a lovely woman, I suppose. If you like them bald and racist.