Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways. - Dennis Miller

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The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and constantly suggests that Jane and I wear wet suits.

Dennis Miller

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.

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