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I spend a lot of time in American Apparel.

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For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.

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We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. '

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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

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People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.

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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

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