My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. … - Ozzy Osbourne

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Throughout the book, she refers to herself as "the side effect," which is just totally correct. Cancer kids are essentially side effects of the relentless mutation that made the diversity of life on earth possible.

Ozzy Osbourne

My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [. . . ] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [. . . ] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.

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The Jesus freaks were the worst. While the ‘Suicide Solution’ case was going through the courts they followed me around everywhere. They would picket my shows with signs that read, ‘The Anti-Christ Is Here’. And they’d always be chanting: ‘Put Satan behind you! Put Jesus in front of you!’ One time, I made my own sign – a smiley face with the words ‘Have a Nice Day’ – and went out and joined them. They didn’t even notice. Then, just as the gig was about to start, I put down the sign, said, ‘See ya, guys,’ and went back to my dressing room.

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

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