You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant … - Stephen Colbert

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It's probably hard to feel any sort of Romantic spiritual connection to nature when you have to make your living from it.

Stephen Colbert

You can't swallow and think about your tongue. If you think about your tongue, you've got a giant piece of meat in your mouth and that's a terrible feeling.

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