Lose your smile and lose your customers.
We are not taught to think decently on sex subjects, and consequently we have no language for them except indecent language.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony. " Replied Iggy.
Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.
Don't try to be original; just try to be good.
On this narrow planet, we have only the choice between two unknown worlds. One of them tempts us - ah! what a dream, to live in that! - the other stifles us at the first breath.