There's something about Celtic mythology which is deep in the soul, and I just think that somehow she has tapped right into it.
There are two things I know about life. . . Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents - doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. . .
The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, 'I've got a really bad idea. ' And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, 'And I can make it sh*ttier. '
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
Gentlemen, include me out.
Well I don't think sex and violence have ever stopped a movie from being mainstream.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
God is not averse to deceit in a holy cause.