Sacrifice is giving up something good for something better.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don't ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England.
He can have my body, but he will never have my soul. never!
If American democracy is to remain the greatest hope of humanity, it must continue abundantly in the faith of the Bible
I like playing all sports, from football to soccer, and I love playing baseball.