What is done is done; and the cracked egg cannot be cured.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
No pecuniary consideration is more urgent, than the regular redemption and discharge of the public debt: on none can delay be more injurious, or an economy of time more valuable. . . . Cherish public credit. One method of preserving it is to use it as sparingly as possible: avoiding occasions of expence (and) avoiding likewise the accumulation of debt. . . not ungenerously throwing upon posterity the burthen which we ourselves ought to bear.
The struggle for freedom and justice is now.
A master passion is the love of news.
Go into one of our cool churches, and begin to count the words that might be spared, and in most places the entire sermon will go.