Unfortunately, I am not one of those comics where it's guaranteed that I hit it out of the … - Janeane Garofalo

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We're living in a certain time, and we're aware of it. And that's part of what we're aware of, along with our own personal aches and pains.

Janeane Garofalo

Unfortunately, I am not one of those comics where it's guaranteed that I hit it out of the park every time. You know, I am not completely reliable. It's always different, and it's a complete crapshoot whether I'm going to do well.

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Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

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To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

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I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.

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I am against war, against violence, against violent revolution, for peaceful settlement of differences, for nonviolent but nevertheless radical changes. Change is needed, and violence will not really change anything: at most it will only transfer power from one set of bull-headed authorities to another.

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