He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

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Disputes among natural philosophers are of use to science, as the quarrels of the great, and the clamors of the little, are necessary to freedom of thought and the advancement of learning.

Mark Twain

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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