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[Jo to her mother] I knew there was mischief brewing. I felt it and now it's worse than I imagined. I just wish I could marry Meg myself, and keep her safe in the family.

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Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

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When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor. "

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And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

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If evolution was worth its salt, it should've evolved something better than 'survival of the fittest. ' I think a better idea would be 'survival of the wittiest. ' At least, that way, creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.

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Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

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I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

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