Some people come up and ask for an autograph and don't even look at me. They're like, 'Here, do it. ' That don't bother me, but it doesn't open my heart.
It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were waiting for hours just to meet me and get my autograph. I feel so guilty. I always feel like I have to give them more than just Kato Kaelin.
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.
I rarely do autograph shows. Maybe two or three a year. Just to keep my price up. Also I've got too much other stuff to do. I have to teach Renaissance art.
Success is when your signature becomes an autograph.
I enjoy doing autograph sessions because I'm a people-watcher. I'm the guy in the airport who likes to just sit and watch people go by. So I enjoy just meeting people and hearing their stories.
This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'
Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.
If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now.
When I'm on the road with concerts, people ask me to autograph my CDs, but more and more they come up with the cookbooks.
[Brian Hyland autograph] was what got me started on going to concerts, because from then on, I was at every concert for everybody.
I have never in my whole life asked for an autograph. It seems a little. . . unnecessary.
My concerts consist of black, white, Korean - everybody. And the age group is so broad, from kids to great-grandparents. I have a lot of people with disabilities who come to my show as well. I personally move them to the front of the line because the lines for my autograph signings are so long. I make sure everybody has a good time at my show.
I saw the lightnings gleaming rod. Reach forth and write upon the sky The awful autograph of God.
The selfie has become a new autograph, but it takes twice as long to do as a real autograph. I do it because I'm like, "What am I going to do, these people bought me my house. " Why am I not going to take a picture with them except I always say, "You have to hold it up! Shoot down or it's really ugly if you shoot up!" So not only does it take longer, you have to teach them camera angles.
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you're looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.
I just try to take it as it comes. One autograph at a time.
I was always told that if people don't want a picture with you, or they don't want an autograph from you, that doesn't mean you're not doing anything good.