Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.
The longer I live, the more I am convinced that the apothecary is of more importance than Seneca; and that half the unhappiness in the world proceeds from little stoppages; from a duct choked up, from food pressing in the wrong place, from a vexed duodenum, or an agitated pylorus.
Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called. . . duct tape.
When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
Duct tape. Perfect weapon; so many uses.
I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either. ]
Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything.
"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape. --T-SHIRT
Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
Javascript is the duct tape of the Internet.
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.
All solutions are temporary, so why not go for duct tape?
