If no one saw - it didn't count. It's only when you eat in front of strangers or people that make you feel guilty that food is really fattening.
The things we like best are either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Government as well as religion has furnished its schisms, its persecutions and its devices for fattening idleness on the earnings of the people.
Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
just because people are fat, it doesn't mean they are well fed. The cheapest foods are the fattening ones, not the most nourishing.
The perfect pleasure: money is neither fattening nor immoral nor illegal.
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Your body's always going through changes. It's fattening or thinning or wrinkling or blotching, and the only thing you really have control over is putting some decoration on it.
In later years, I craved foods that were almost always fattening.
Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Revenge is sweet and not fattening.
Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening.
Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
The fruits of labor are delicious, but individually they’re not particularly fattening. So don’t share yours, and munch on those of others whenever you can.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.
I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.