I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
There is really a je ne sais quoi about turkey cooking - the air of festivity, the family squabbles, the constant basting - that does not apply to the turkey breast, which is, really, a convenience of food. . . A turkey without seasonal angst is like a baseball game without a national anthem, a winter without snow, a birthday party without candles.
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.
More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0. 5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
I guess good things come to those who wait.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.
Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
When you take the time to actually listen, with humility, to what people have to say, it's amazing what you can learn. Especially if the people who are doing the talking also happen to be children.