Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or being the best actress in high school, or the best athlete. Not only do people not care about any of that the second you graduate, but when you get older, if you reference your successes in high school too much, it actually makes you look kind of pitiful, like some babbling old Tennessee Williams character with nothing else going on in her current life. What I’ve noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in life. For us overlooked kids, it’s so wonderfully fair.
Word of mouth is the best medium of all.
He has a heart of gold - only harder.
When all think alike, then no one is thinking
The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves
Poor empty pants With nobody inside them.
Even the gods love jokes.
Through the blur, I wondered if I was alone or if other parents felt the same way I did - that everything involving our children was painful in some way. The emotions, whether they were joy, sorrow, love or pride, were so deep and sharp that in the end they left you raw, exposed and yes, in pain. The human heart was not designed to beat outside the human body and yet, each child represented just that - a parent's heart bared, beating forever outside its chest.
I used to believe my father about everything but then I had children myself & now I see how much stuff you make up just to keep yourself from going crazy.
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Nothing's changed my life more. I feel better about myself as a person, being conscious and responsible for my actions and I lost weight and my skin cleared up and I got bright eyes and I just became stronger and healthier and happier. Can't think of anything better in the world to be but be vegan.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'. . . but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.
People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.
Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.
I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.
There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.