I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
My grandpa was a preacher.
I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.
Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.
How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to their grandma, I'll say, I told her I would die for her, after I found out I didn't have an incurable disease. Then, I ran away while grandma was getting her ass kicked by a pregnant woman that grandpa slept with. You never know when you're making a memory.
President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa. '
Sing!" Grandpa Smedry yelled, his voice echoing down a hallway to the right. "Sing!" If he breaks into song I think I might have to strangle myself. . . I thought, cringing.
I think in many ways what my films are about is that search for my grandpa's dentures: for that humanizing narrative that bridges the gap between "us" and "them" to arrive at a "we. "
You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.
I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe
Nathan, how can you stand playing the same piece over and over again?" And Grandpa Nate answered, "Why don't you ask me how I can stand making love to the same woman over and over again?
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
I grew up listening to Frank Sinatra, riding in the car with my grandpa, and I was just intrigued by it.
As far as I know, no one in the Kaufman or Hart clan was the basis for anyone in the play. I think we all wish we had a Grandpa, Penny, and Mr. De Pinna in our families.
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
It is, I suppose, the business of grandparents to create memories and the relative of memories: traditions. We want to lodge moments, like snapshots, in the fleeting video of time.
My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. . . . He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter. '