My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff.
I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody.
I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides.
With Congress and the S. E. C. so heavily peopled by lawyers, and with lawyers having been so heavily involved in drafting financial disclosure documents now seen as bogus, there was a new "lawyer" joke every week. One such was: "The butcher says 'the reputation of lawyers has fallen dramatically', and the check-out clerk replies: "How do you fall dramatically off a pancake?
I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.
Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake.
Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone, it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak.
Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes
Life's not linear at all. It happens in lighting flashes. So fast you don't see those lay-you-out cold moments coming at you until you're Wile E. Coyote, steamrolled flat as a pancake by the Road Runner, victim of your own elaborate schemes.
I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.
It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.
I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around.
I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes.
It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes.