So Americans do want their presidents, by and large, you want them to be people who get things done and have experience. That's going to be Trump's big disadvantage going into this election, because people are going to be looking back and saying, we've got the guy without the experience who said the things that sounded good. And guess what? That hasn't worked out for us too well.
Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever. ' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is 'the most articulate vegetable ever. '
I don't remember, at 19, someone giving me a golden key and saying, 'Welcome to Hollywood; which job would you like?'
I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.
Sinatra is the essence of vocal style. This man has an innate quality of knowing what is good musically. You can sum that up best by saying that he has musical integrity. Even when he does a bad song, there's a good quality in the presentation.
There are more people in America that love guns and want guns for themselves and everyone else than there are not. It is also true that liberals who don't want guns are puny by and large. They're not risking anything, all they're doing is saying they don't like something. Liberals are quick to say this should happen and this should not happen, but they don't do anything about it much.
I am often fond of saying the Trekkers are passionate about a hobby, their hobby is 'Star Trek. ' They are by and large very imaginative, very intelligent people, and they certainly have been more than generous to me.
There's a Chinese saying: "The first part that rots is the head. " It really does. I've seen it.
The ones that bother me the most are the media saying, He's like the next Bill Hicks. It's supposed to be complimentary, but then all these Bill Hicks fans show up thinking you're going to be like him, and then go, You're no Bill Hicks. And I'm like, I never wanted to try to be like him, I don't think I'm anything like him at all, and now you're mad at me for not being him because a journalist didn't have a better reference.
You can only get more in life by saying YES.
Now I can say loudly and openly what I have been saying to myself on my knees.
Marvelous Marv was holding down first base. This is like saying Willie Sutton works at your bank.
I don't mind saying what's on my mind.
If you`re a Republican politician and you`re seeing this guy [Donald Trump] saying crazy stuff and going up in the polls, what are you going to say, you`re going to say equally crazy or maybe a little less crazy stuff.
Apologized for saying Barack Obama was clean and articulate.
It's going to be a season with lots of accidents, and I'll risk saying that we'll be lucky if something really serious doesn't happen.
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
I'm not one of those people that has to look myself up every five seconds to see what people are saying. That's been really helpful. I mean, you get thousands of compliments, and then one person will say something negative - and that's all you'll remember, that one person.
I've learned I'm not lying by not saying anything, so I just don't say it anymore.
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.