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Frank Skinner Biography

Frank Skinner (born Christopher Graham Collins; 28 January 1957) is an English writer, comedian, TV and radio presenter, and actor. At the 2001 British Comedy Awards, he was awarded the Best Comedy Entertainment Personality.

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I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.

Bromwich, West, World, World Famous

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.

Cider, Liked, Stupid, Taste

How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.

Day, Hour, Play, Relax, Ridiculous, Ukulele

You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.

Funeral, Largely, Life, Weather, Whole

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Animal, Dog, Funny, Intelligent, Trust

We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.

Braver, Bravery, Courage, Paid, Risk, Risks

So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

Football, Men, Sign, Signed, Soccer, Wenger

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

Funny Relationship, Honestly, Marriage, Share, Wife, Work

Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.

Culture, Fountain, Modern, Professional, Virile, Young

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