One of the learning curves I'm not going to have is being a head coach.
We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.
A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts
You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.
So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?
How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.
Death is a part of life. . . and that part of life needs everything that the rest of life does.
I did not deceive him, he did not deceive me, I did not leave him, he did not leave me, I freed him, he freed me.
I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Then she opened her eyes, Veronika did not think 'this must be heaven'. Heaven would never use a fluorescent tube to light a room, and the pain - which started a fraction of a second later - was typical of the Earth. Ah, that Earth pain - unique, unmistakable.