You humans, you know, whoever built you sewed irony into your sinews.
If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.
The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.
The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.
I know one thing - very few writers in Southern California get to write what they want to write. We are more or less worker ants, working for either film companies or tv companies or Internet companies. We do a lot of assigned work. Feelings hardly ever enter into it. If they do, they tend to be on a sort of soap opera level.
Your style is formed by what you can't do.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
As a technologist, I'm obsessed with searching for the next killer app.
No, we don't cheat. And even if we did, I'd never tell you.
It's important to stress what I didn't find. I did not prove that homosexuality is genetic, or find a genetic cause for being gay. I didn't show that gay men are born that way, the most common mistake people make in interpreting my work. Nor did I locate a gay center in the brain.
Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.