I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
I'm no longer afraid of not making enough mistakes.
Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes!
There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.
When you break life down, it's about 100% time management.
Usually the people that peak in high school are tragic, tragic adults. Most of them end up working for the water department in their hometown and driving around said high school as the decades slip past.
For when we say that what is different is different, we affirm that what is different is the same as itself. For what is different can be different only through the Absolute Same, through which all that is is both the same as itself and other than another.
I could never accept findings based almost exclusively on mathematics. It ain't ignorance that causes all the trouble in this world. It's the things people know that ain't so.
After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
The best time of my life has been the three instances where I have been there for the birth of my children. That is, nothing [else] has ever come close.